MikeTai’s🌴The Chillest Backyard in Town

Need a break from reality? Great—me too. Welcome to MikeTais Tiki Pool & Lounge, where the water’s clear, the vibes are strong, and the dress code is “whatever won’t get you arrested.” This backyard oasis is designed for anyone with two nickels to rub together and the good sense to spend them on a pool day. I’m Mike—your host, pool boy, occasional landscaper, and full-time vibe curator. I built this place for people who need a little getaway but can’t afford to fly to Tulum just to get a sunburn and pay $18 for a smoothie. Here’s what you’re working with: • A sparkling pool that’s cleaner than your search history •Lounge chairs perfect for pretending you’re on a yacht • A tiki bar setup (BYOB—we’re adults here, let’s act like it… or not) • Chill zones, shady spots, and sunny nooks for all your lounging needs Whether you’re hosting a birthday, planning a low-budget bachelorette, escaping your children, or just tired of that one loud neighbor—we got space for you. No pretension. No pressure. No peeing in the pool. So grab your floaties, bring your favorite drink (even if it comes in a box), and come vibe in my backyard. You deserve it. And if you don’t? Book it anyway. I won’t tell.