🌊☀️ HEATED PRIVATE POOL — CHEAPER THAN THERAPY & MORE FUN THAN YOUR IN-LAWS ☀️🌊

5.0
Manville, New Jersey
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Pool hosted by
Saltwater
15 ft by 32 ft
3.5 ft to 8 ft deep
Outdoor
Private check-in
Your host Matt offers self check-in
15 guests allowed
All ages welcome • No pets
Restroom available
Private restroom available inside main home
Parking
Up to 5 cars on site. More options available.
Free cancellation!
Get a full refund if you cancel 2 days before your booking.
About the pool
Tired of fighting for pool chairs, hearing someone else’s kid scream “WATCH THIS,” or swimming in water that’s 12% sunscreen and 4% regret? Rent a private backyard oasis instead.
💦 What You Get:
* Beautiful saltwater pool (your skin will thank you) * Optional heating for people built like tropical fish * Legendary 7-foot-tall waterslide capable of curing depression for approximately 11 seconds * Plenty of room to lounge, tan, float, and pretend you own a resort
Special Booking Option: YES… certain days are nudity-friendly That’s right. Forget tan lines. Just confirm BEFORE booking so Grandma’s birthday party doesn’t accidentally overlap with Naked Tuesday.
😎 Perfect for:
* Couples * Families * Friends * People hiding from responsibilities * Anyone who wants pool vibes without public pool trauma * Sunburn enthusiasts
⚠️ Rules:
* No glass near the pool * No drama * No peeing in the pool (we trust you… mostly) * Cannonballs encouraged * No asking “how deep is it?” while already mid-air
Book your summer escape before your coworker Karen does. 🌊☀️
Shaded area
Great sunlight
Diving board
Water slide
This space is great for...

Friend hangouts

Family gatherings

Parties

Celebrations

What makes it special

$70

Heated Pool

In cooler weather, the pool usually hangs out in the 70s. Adding heat can bump it up into the glorious 80s where nobody enters the water screaming dramatically. During hot summer weather, Mother Nature usually handles the heating bill herself and the pool stays in the 80s naturally. ⚠️ If you’d like the pool heated, please try to give at least 24 hours notice. Heating a pool is not like microwaving leftovers — it’s a slow process that can take several hours. Basically: Last-minute heating requests may result in a pool that feels more “refreshing” than “tropical resort.”

$5/hr

Grill

Nothing completes a pool day like standing over fire with a drink in your hand pretending you’re on a cooking show nobody asked for. Rent the grill and enjoy: * Burgers * Hot dogs * Steaks * Burnt chicken with a raw center somehow * The overwhelming male urge to stand around the grill discussing propane and lawn equipment ✅ Propane included ✅ Grill tools included ✅ Your sudden transformation into “Pitmaster Randy” included free of charge ⚠️ Rules of the grill: * You MUST click the tongs together before cooking. It’s the law. * If you say “these burgers aren’t gonna cook themselves,” you automatically become grill supervisor. * Hosts are not responsible for overcooked hot dogs, undercooked chicken, or family arguments over “medium rare.” Please clean the grill after use so the next guest doesn’t discover your fossilized burger remains from Memorial Day. Perfect add-on for pool parties, cookouts, and aggressively avoiding responsibilities for the afternoon. 🍺🔥

Pool Toys

2 water guns, a few torpedoes and diving sticks

Speakers

Elevate your outdoor gatherings with our premium outdoor speakers. Enjoy high-quality sound while soaking up some sun and relaxing with friends. Let the music flow with these top-notch speakers. I can assist with connecting to your phones bluetooth.

Diving Board

Where you'll swim
Exact location after booking.

Manville, New JerseyUS

5.028 reviews
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Hosted by Matt

Hosting since Aug 2020

Verified Host

28 reviews

I taught my kids to swim at 3 years old, hoping others can also make memories with their loved ones.

Response time: Within an hour

Things to know

House rules

Nudity

Commercial Use

Additional rules

Garbage can will be provided if requested, anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult whom accepts all responsibilities. Use of the pool and equipment is at your own risk, homeowner not liable for injuries. Pool slide has weight limit of 220#.

Space privacy

Private
Your own space; may be visible to neighbors and the main residence.

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