🌊☀️ HEATED PRIVATE POOL — CHEAPER THAN THERAPY & MORE FUN THAN YOUR IN-LAWS ☀️🌊

$70

Heated Pool

In cooler weather, the pool usually hangs out in the 70s. Adding heat can bump it up into the glorious 80s where nobody enters the water screaming dramatically. During hot summer weather, Mother Nature usually handles the heating bill herself and the pool stays in the 80s naturally. ⚠️ If you’d like the pool heated, please try to give at least 24 hours notice. Heating a pool is not like microwaving leftovers — it’s a slow process that can take several hours. Basically: Last-minute heating requests may result in a pool that feels more “refreshing” than “tropical resort.”

$5/hr

Grill

Nothing completes a pool day like standing over fire with a drink in your hand pretending you’re on a cooking show nobody asked for. Rent the grill and enjoy: * Burgers * Hot dogs * Steaks * Burnt chicken with a raw center somehow * The overwhelming male urge to stand around the grill discussing propane and lawn equipment ✅ Propane included ✅ Grill tools included ✅ Your sudden transformation into “Pitmaster Randy” included free of charge ⚠️ Rules of the grill: * You MUST click the tongs together before cooking. It’s the law. * If you say “these burgers aren’t gonna cook themselves,” you automatically become grill supervisor. * Hosts are not responsible for overcooked hot dogs, undercooked chicken, or family arguments over “medium rare.” Please clean the grill after use so the next guest doesn’t discover your fossilized burger remains from Memorial Day. Perfect add-on for pool parties, cookouts, and aggressively avoiding responsibilities for the afternoon. 🍺🔥

Pool Toys

2 water guns, a few torpedoes and diving sticks

Speakers

Elevate your outdoor gatherings with our premium outdoor speakers. Enjoy high-quality sound while soaking up some sun and relaxing with friends. Let the music flow with these top-notch speakers. I can assist with connecting to your phones bluetooth.

Diving Board